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F is for Forty somethin'

FORTIES seems to be the new FANGLED an d'etre (age to be) these days... I mean everyone is getting into it... FIRST my sister had a big 'turning FORTY bash in Vegas', now two of my brother in laws are having birthdays today.  And guess what?  They're FORTY and  FORTY-SIX!! And if that's not bad enough... my own husband thinks that next week we're going to let him tell people that he's FORTY-ONE!  Whatever!  Like I'm married to an old man! psahw... I mean I'm only 26!...  yes.. I'll end there and share a lovely little poem that I FOUND to cheer them up!

He's older than the oldest man

that anyone has ever known.  

He's older than the internet,

he's older than the telephone.

He's older than the printed word, 

the ancient Greeks, the dodo bird.

He's older than the pyramids,

and prehistoric hominids.

He's older than the dinosaurs,

the earth, the sun, the moon and stars.

He's old as mud, he's old as dust,

he's wrinkled up and turned to rust.

He's musty, crusty, stinky, dirty.

Simply put, he's turning forty!


~Ancient by Kenn Nesbitt
 

The end is near

We've never really made too much of a 'todo' regarding John C.'s b-day... He is after all much happier that way.... But as this year is destined to be his last I thought the least I could do, would be to remember him via the blog!

"His last?", you ask.... well... according to him.... You see I've been watching his facebook comments and he's counting down it seems til the end of the world! Actually it must be a countdown to something disastrous but not all encompassing because he and his friends are talking of being prepared for it and eating popcorn.... I know Channa has been asking for info about food storage... maybe being in Utah is finally getting to him! His countdown seems to have ended or been postponed.. probably til the next friday 13th in March perhaps he just is suffering from triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13th) and as this is the second friday the 13th in a row maybe there is something I don't know about. (My advice is to schedule all unpleasant things i.e. dentisit, tax audit, nose hair trimmings etc. after such a date to be on the safe side...)

So it's not exactly the end but maybe the beginning of the end, or such a disaster that he doesn't intend to resurface.... with what's going on in the news it's likely just an economic problem.... yeah I know... I said just... but when you aren't burdened with lots of money you don't tend to panic as much when the stock market begins to crash...
Either way with all the doom and gloom predicting I'd be for a grand ole' hoopla birthday bash today just because!

(I kinda sorta wonder if this might just be his own special way of having a midlife crisis? I guess he already had enough cars....)

So, 'Eyore', one year older, and if things don't go quite as plannned... we'll keep it low key for you again next year too... if there is a next year.... which he doubts....