A Whitty Cooperism Remark

Whittakanese:  it's an easier language to understand than say Jawa which is loosely based on the smell of the speaker at the time. ~'Cooper'

Whittaker was asking to have a piece of yarn tied around his waist and kept repeating,
"I be like a penguin.  Tie it like a penguin."

I had no clue what he was referring to.  I tried to tie the yarn so that it held down his arms 'like a penguin... then tried tying his legs together, 'like a penguin'.  However, both those were incorrect.  Cooper offered to help saying, "I think I can understand 'Whittakanese' better than you."

He managed to discuss with Whittaker the finer points of tying like a penguin and determined that he wanted a karate belt like the penguins on Club Penguin.  It was at this point that he announced the ease of understanding Whittakanese over Jawa.

I apparently don't speak either very well.